Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
sure I talk about movies all the time but if you ask me what my favorites are, I forget the name of every single movie I’ve ever seen.. I have never seen one in my entire life.
"Every Doctor always says; “oh I was a fan when I was a kid growing up.” This man, I mean you were beyond a fan. He wrote to Sarah Newman of the Doctor Who office.."
friends: want to go out later?
me: i can’t i have plans
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad