guess what guys
we are getting closer
to the biggest event of the year
EUROVISION 14 BABY
ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death.
yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
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Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
And without being a moody-ass shit.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
Unless of course you are a fictional villain in which case physical attractiveness turns you from genocidal psychopath to ~misunderstood baby~ ten times out of ten.